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149.6

 

It was to be expected. I fell off the wagon*, hell, I fell under it. Father’s Day weekend is a family oriented weekend, and family oriented weekends need food. How else does one survive so much family without copious amounts of alcohol and food?

 

If I had to grade my performance over the weekend I think I get a c-. MY eating habits were terrible but a) I joined a gym, b) I went to the gym, c) I persevered through “the wall”, and d) I went grocery shopping for the week and only both low fat weight watcher foods.

 

My South Beach days are over, for now. Good riddens is how I feel in that respect. I know that many many people have lost a lot of weight on the South Beach Diet, and I guess if you are willing to put in a lifetime of non-simple carbs (which is better for you) it is a good diet. But 2 phases limit your fruit and carrot intake. Ok, as far as I am concerned a diet with no to little fruit (even for weight loss purposes only) is not a healthy one. The contrary, it is a specifically unhealthy diet. Yes, you are allowed to have all the veggies you want, and you are supposed to have 4-5 servings of fruit and/or veggies but you get different nutrients for vegetables and fruit. It seems counterintuitive to purge your diet of fruit and replace cravings of sweet with nonfat, sugar free cool-whip, or ricotta with splenda. Beyond that, yes white pasta and rice are simply empty calories. I agree, they are like drinking or eating cupcakes on a diet, also counterintuitive, but potatoes and corn? Those aren’t empty calories. I would be hard pressed to qualify a potato as a vegetable, and unlike carrots people have gotten fat because of them, but potatoes are full of nutrients and are filling. Corn and potatoes should not be purged from a diet like white rice.

 

Facts about potatoes:

However, the fact is, I like white rice. I like it and I hate brown rice. Yes I know I am simply eating inches onto my hips, but I don’t want to  live a lifestyle that forces me to eat stir-fry with brown rice. I need a lifestyle where when I want a snack, I can pick up an apple or some berries. I want watermelon, or salad, chicken and corn for dinner. As much as I love a good steaktip salad, I love berries, fruit, corn, potatoes, white rice, and low fat frozen yogurt more. I simply don’t under stand how a lifetime on the 3 phases of south beach can be healthy.

  • 45% of the daily value for vitamin C
  • 620 mg potassium, comparable to bananas, spinach and broccoli
  • trace amounts of thiamin, riboflavin, folate, magnesium, phosphorous, iron and zinc
  • all for only 100 calories and no fat.

 

 

 

So welcome to my day 1 of weight watchers. I won’t be going to my fabulous new gym today, but you bet I’ll be there tomorrow. Today I have been munching on watermelon and strawberries with laughing cow cheese and to top it off? Pasta salad (Kraft Zest Italian free dressing, of  course). Everything I have eaten today may have been the anti-South beach but all of it has been healthy (even the pasta, white – eh- tomato and spinach pasta with low fat dressing).

 

Frankly at the two weeks I did South Beach, I may have been so so so excited to lose the weight but I felt terrible. Physically I felt gross and the excitement over weightloss was able to cover that up, until I took a good look at what I was doing. For now my weightloss will have to be the old fashioned way, healthy eating, being hungry, and exercising a lot. Boo, painful and slow, but at least I am not dreaming about watermelon and corn on the cob. At least I can have carrots for dinner again. CARROTS NEVER MADE ANYONE FAT, orange maybe, but not fat.

 

* “Fell of the wagon” comes from Ireland. In Dublin before a prisoner was executed he was paraded through the city on the back of a wagon. It was customary to stop at every tavern on the way to the gallows and give the many a free pint.  Occasionally after a bit to much to drink he would fall off the wagon.



{June 12, 2008}   Scooper Bowl Broke My Will

So the Scooper Bowl did me in. I had 1 small scoop of ice cream, low fat. It was less than half a cup. C’mon I did it for the Jimmy fund. You would have too, you know it. It was Hood Low fat Martha’s Vineyard Black Raspberry and, man was it good. I felt weird after. I haven’t had any sugar in 8 days. My body was rejecting it. I hope this didn’t set me back too much.

 

I had eggs for breakfast, a salad with balsamic vinaigrette for lunch, a cheese stick for a snack, and the ice-cream.  

 

I need a goal for Week 2. Week one’s goal was don’t eat sugar, carbs, and alcohol although still in effect (and, already blown) I need a new goal for the week. I played with the idea of cutting back on Diet Coke, but pretty much give me Diet Coke, or give me Death. I’m pretty certain I would be unable to survive with out Diet Coke. As it stands, my Diet Coke consumption is as such.

 

Get up at 6am, have a can of Diet Coke                       8 Oz.

Go to work.

Get a Bottle to drink for 8-10                                    20 Oz.

Get a bottle for 10-12                                               20 oz

Can at Lunch                                                      8 oz

Get a bottle for afternoon                                 20 oz

(if it’s a bad day) get a second bottle                          20 oz

Then I get home and have about 3 cans.                      24oz

TOTAL                                                     140 Oz

 

That is freakin’ sick. (Keep in mind, I am a law student. It’s not like I sleep, or drink coffee) However until I am on a more nor,al diet I cant give up Diet Coke too, what else will I have? So brainrot from phenylalanine will have to continue for another week or too.

 

My Goal for Week 2:  Exercise for at least 15 minutes a day for 4 days.

 

It may not be super tough, but I don’t exercise at all right now. It is a start. Obviously south  beach diet restrictions are still in effect.



Today was the same, stagnant. I am not surprised. I had hotdogs yesterday. Do you see that s at the end of hotdogs? Yes, I mean multiple. That’s right, I am on a diet and I had multiple hotdogs.

 

Not two either. three, three hot dogs. (Count them HA HA HA.)

 

Which means tomorrow I will be holding my breath that my down nine doesn’t turn into down seven.

 

On the plus side I went for a walk. This is the first exercise since I started this godforsaken diet. OK, it was a 15 minute walk. But that’s 15 minutes extra walking than I ever did last week. That’s gotta count for something. I also turned down carrots at dinner. It is so hard to be on a diet with no carrots. Who ever got fat on carrots? WHO?! Show me this person. Carrots don’t make you fat, cookies make you fat, ice-cream makes you fat, cans of frosting makes you fat, but carrots? Carrots do not. But I said no anyway, despite my rage at having to do so.  I think this is a step forward for me.

 

So today, unlike yesterday I didn’t have a chicken hot dog for dinner, and tonight, unlike yesterday I won’t have 2 before my steak and veggies (or chicken and veggies, whatever). Today, like yesterday I will exercise, even if it is just 15 minutes. (Hey, don’t judge me, 15 minutes is better than nothing and I have a REALLY big splinter I can’t get out of my foot.)



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